Describe Your Favorite Game And Make It Sound Horrible

I saw this online and thought it would be really funny to do. Heres mine-

Legend of zelda series: you are a mute in a lame green tunic, who is forced to and run around carrying a huge heavy shield (see below),
doing impossible puzzles, fighting bosses over and over, and busting your ass to near death over and over to save a princess who always
seems to get kidnapped,and you get nothing out of it, not even your name in the title of the series.

Super Smash Brothers

Story

It's piss poor story is about 4 unknown characters pretending to control game characters with their cheap ass club nintendo trophies. It has kiddy characters like Samus, Link and Marth (From what is marth anyway? Lord of du rings, kiddy version?).

Gameplay

Imagine Tekken, but with nintendo gameplay, I know right? gross.

Presentation

Kiddy game means kiddy graphics.

Final verdict

Bad game, stay clear.

The Legend of...

Muhanad wrote:I saw this online and thought it would be really funny to do. Heres mine-

Legend of zelda series: you are a mute in a lame green tunic, who is forced to and run around carrying a huge heavy shield (see below),
doing impossible puzzles, fighting bosses over and over, and busting your ass to near death over and over to save a princess who always
seems to get kidnapped,and you get nothing out of it, not even your name in the title of the series.

...dammit.

You're asking me to make fun of Zelda

(granted you did)

IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO DO

Not to mention an annoying as fuck fairy who wont STFU!!!

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Zelda: A game where you play as some pansy in a green tunic in order to save some Princess who should not be kidnapped in the first place, considering she has the Triforce of Wisdom. After running through a boring and tedious dungeon, you must fight a terrible and uninteresting boss at the end. After sidestepping to the next dungeons and doing some more tedious combat and boring puzzle solving, you finally stop that pig Ganon and save Zelda. Congratulations, you've just wasted your pathetic life with this trash.